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Might I suggest a 2x4 instead? It's way funnier, AND you don't have to worry about clean up afterwards :D shoes can get expensive ;)
20:15 May 30 2011 Times Read: 620
Stripe the squirrel had been visiting our backyard for a few months. I'm crazy about squirrels. Just nutty about them. I noticed that Stripe had been getting a bit bigger. Then Stripe slimmed down. Ultra slim fast? Nooooooooooo.
Stripe is a female! She had a few tiny babies following her around this morning.
When I first had the idea to do my own version of the tarot, I had a vision of a pregnant woman for the empress card. I felt a little daring today though (powered by more strong coffee and agressive music). I love how this one turned out.
OH NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD, NO! *hangs head* I gotta babysit Angelo this morning. How dare you, Tom! Leaving me with him at the house like this. Maybe I can suggest that he go look for a garage sale somewhere on this block. Keep his caveman ass busy or he's gonna drive mine nuts.
Good god, something tells me im gonna need more coffee.
This is MY karma right here. This is punishment for all the bad stuff I did in my past lol.
Past couple mornings have been odd. I keep waking up at the ass crack of dawn....................................................by a very strange dream.
An angry, scary looking woman keeps trying to molest me and then suffocate me. *cringes*
I hope my ex is being smoothered in his sleep right now.
23:44 May 12 2011 Times Read: 793
Dammit. What the fuck already?! This is getting lame now. Two days ago I was level 81. Im back at 79. It goes up. It drops. It goes back up. It drops again. It's bobbing up and down more than cheap hooker.
It must be a mocking bird. They go at it all night long around here. I've done many things to scare them off, but when they are looking for a mate, forget it.
sounds like a mocking bird oh my GAWD I didn't sleep for months because one of those lil bastards was camped out in the tree next to my house :/ I tried talking my cat into an assassination agreement but he had no part of it...
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Bellanova333
20:38 May 31 2011
Might I suggest a 2x4 instead? It's way funnier, AND you don't have to worry about clean up afterwards :D shoes can get expensive ;)